Shostakovich


probably the most hardcore cl-ssical composer to live. you think your screamo sh-t is “hardcore?” then you have not heard of shostakovich and your opinion is invalid.

shostakovich was a genius who lived under the oppressive watch of the ussr; as a result, shostakovich composed some of the most frightening music ever conceived by man.

his symphony no. 5 and symphony no. 10 are (arguably) his most bad-ss pieces.
richard: i hate cl-ssical. it’s f-cking boring.
mark: you have clearly never heard of shostakovich.
-after listening to the “allegro” from symphony 10-
richard: dude, my mind is blown.

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