shot glass
1. (n) a small gl-ss container, typically 1.5 us fl oz, used to serve hard liquor.
2. (n) a woman who is so uptight and self-righteous that her v-g-n- is no larger than a shot gl-ss, and about as comfortable to f-ck.
see also: blue b-lls
(1) hey hand me that shot gl-ss of patron, i’m about to get wild!
(2) another christmas party with shot gl-ss? d-mn, hand me the patron!
n. – a precise tool used to measure one’s ability to hold one’s liquor.
lou and mike were having a contest last night; they just kept on downing shot gl-sses full of booze until finally mike just p-ssed out. wow, lou is really the man.
a small, typically gl-ss, cup-like drinking instrument used to take “shots” of strong liquids such as liquor, whiskey, or espresso. often decorated with words, pictures, engravings or inlaid metal. some are also made out of metal, clay, or plastic.
i’ll take two shots of jack daniel’s, bartender.
in a vehicle, the window seat directly behind shotgun.
p-ssenger one: “shotgun!”
p-ssenger two: “shotgl-ss!”
to call first shot of the night at a party or bar. resembles the world shot gun. can be a negative or positive thing.
example #1: as soon as we step in the door john calls shot gl-ss.
example #2: john: “shot gl-ss!”
mickey: “can you believe that tool just called shot gl-ss?”
j.d.: “i know. who does that anymore? what a noob.
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