shot to shit
falling to pieces or in a state of disrepair; no longer functional; broken
joe: “man, my car’s so overdue for a service, it’s spewin’ out black smoke and makes all kinda noises when i start ‘er up!”
jane: “overdue for a service? joe, that car of yours is overdue for the scr-p heap… it’s shot to sh-t!”
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