Shotgrew


a colloquial term referring to the action of imbibing a cold, refreshing genesee beer (rochester, ny) via shotgun in response to the modern marvel at tight end, brandon pettigrew, scoring more than 5pts in fantasy football in a single game.

important note: this action requires another party to be a witness. if alone, a recording of the shotgrew must be made and sent to said additional party.
man 1: “sh-t, the grew scored a td.”

man 2: “gee man 1, i guess it’s time for you to shotgrew.”

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