shotgun

basically calling “dibs” on some s-xy piece of meat.
“mmm, check out that piece of -ss! i’d ride him in a minute. shotgun!”
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pump action shotgun
first person to call “shotgun!” gets the front p-ssenger seat.usually “shotgun” is called when some smelly -ss or really f-ckin annoying people are going to be in the back seat. or shotgun is the actual front p-ssenger seat.
“shotgun.”
“duuude, i called it like 3 minutes ago.”
“duuude.”
“duuuuude.”
“ok you have can it.”
taking a beer can, poking a hole in the bottom and opening it slighty at the top and drinking that f-cker down as fast as possible.
terry and dean got to the party late so they shotgunned a few beer.
the front right seat of a car. the seat behind the shotgun is cobain.

comes from the americans fascination with the old west when the person sitting next to the coach driver carried a shotgun to fend off robbers or indians.

shotgun is the best seat in a car because you have a dominant position and the best view without the responsibility of driving.
he drove to vegas with mallory riding shotgun and the hitchhiker in cobain.
as in smoking herbal substance; to inhale from a pipe or other smoking device, followed shortly by an exhalation into someone else’s mouth. this term was developed by troops in vietnam, who actually would put a marijuana cigarette into the open chamber of an unloaded shotgun and blow it into eachother’s faces. an example of this can be seen in the movie “platoon”.
when you’re smoking out, it’s not considerate to shotgun with other people’s girlfriends or boyfriends.
1. a category of smoothbore firearm that fires pellets (shot) or slugs. comes in break-action or pump-action variants. known to cause fits of unpredictable joy in hmbs.

2. a method of defecation whereby the b-ttocks are spread prior to discharge.

3. an esoteric form of bukkake. upon reaching the vinegar strokes, the shotgun initiator must hold his scr-t-m in one hand and his shaft in the other, and pump between each -j-c-l-t–n. this is derived from the manner of operating a pump-action shotgun, although the ammunition in question is completely different.

4. any wedding whereby the groom is extremely morose and the bride is extremely pregnant.

5. a type of corridor-style house where the front door and back door line up and are usually directly connected by a single, straight hallway.
1. the tie pilot humanbing was lying in wait, with his shotgun sight trained on a hill.
his recent work freelancing had tired him of late, so he took some time off for a kill.
away on a hilltop, cavorting around, effete and effeminate prey,
were multiple yoshi, inchoate and dozy, about whom the tie pilot said:

“blood! blood! glorious blood! nothing quite like it to make one feel good!
so slide-shuck your shotgun, -ssuming you’ve got one,
and then we’ll go pot some for glorious blood!”

(this can be sung to the tune of “the hippopotamus” if so desired.)

2. last night, i ate so much curry and then took a shotgun dump, and now my toilet is full of cr-pnel that won’t flush away.

3. “it is inadvisable for neophyte bukkakist to attempt shotgun without presence of trained professional medical team. please also to ensure that said team is well equipped with defibrillators, v–gr-, and large cotton sock in case of emergency.” -demure t-tter, covers face with fan- ~ speech given at the entrance of the sapporo tourist baths by the geisha guide.

4. girlfriend: guess what, brad!
boyfriend: you’re going to put a stud in your tongue and use ice cubes next time?
girlfriend: no – i’m pregnant! :d
boyfriend: sh-t.
girlfriend: we’re going to have a baby! :d
boyfriend: f-ck.
girlfriend: there’s going to be the pitter-patter of little feet in the house! :d
boyfriend: -rs-.
girlfriend: what type of marriage would you like? white or peach?
boyfriend: scr-t-.
girlfriend: ohmygosh i’m going to have to call all my girlfriends so they can come over to coo and fawn solicitously in a sickening display of female hormonal pavlovian response! :d
boyfriend: t-t.
girlfriend: what’s the matter, dear? i sense a divergence of our emotive dispositions at this juncture.
boyfriend: i’m not marrying anybody. goddamit i’m only 23.
girlfriend: well, my daddy’s a federal marshal. we -could- make it a magnum funeral, if you prefer.
boyfriend: …
girlfriend: (singing, unhelpfully) goin’ to the cha-pel an’ we’re – gonna get ma-a-a-ried…

5. agent powell, here are your mission objectives:
a) ride shotgun with the ret. gen. to the crawford rural area.
b) approach shotgun ranch through front door.
c) force entry using rifled slug ammunition in shotgun to remove the locking mechanism.
d) de-elect the resident with a shotgun to the face.
e) locate and de-elect the vice-resident with a shotgun to the face.
f) after which, lower trousers and apply generous shotgun to the face.
g) spray lysol in the air. it is the polite thing to do.
the front p-ssinger’s seat of an automobile. highly desirable.
billy and marrisa were racing to the car. billy called shot gun and forced marrisa to sit b-tch.
the defintive shotgun rules

for all you co-pilots out there

history lesson: the term shotgun refers to back in old wild west days, when a person would have to sit next to the driver of the wagon with a shotgun to protect them from highway robbers

rules so far

1. the shotgunner must be in clear sight of the car, and shotgun can be called regardless of whether the driver is in sight of the car
2. if you are the first to be picked up on a journey, you are automatically given shotgun, until you violate the other shotgun laws and thus, forfeiting your position, the seat is yours.
3. you cannot declare shot gun if someone has previously declared shotgun for that journey.
4. when simultaneous shotgun is called, there is then a foot race to the p-ssenger side door from the all the people who called
5. shotgun cannot be called whilst inside a building (unless you are in a multi storey or underground car park!)
6. shotgun can’t be called in advance, only whilst on the way to the car for the journey
7. on the call shotgun, if the driver wants to mix things up a bit he can call reload, this means that all calls of shotgun before that are void and the first person to call shotgun again gets the seat… and if you plain don’t like the person who called shotgun.
this is often used when there is a simultaneous call and the driver is unsure of the outcome, also a shotgun can have 2 barrels so a reload can only be called once.
8. “the annoying r-t-rd clause”- if aforementioned annoying r-t-rd is in the vehicle, shotgun rules are to ascertain who is in the back left seat as opposed to the p-ssenger seat, to stop the annoying r-t-rd from his constant b-tch slapping of the driver when a “yellow car” p-sses
9. once shotgun has been called for the front seat then back left and back right can be called, thus leaving the fifth person who is travelling in the middle (or the “b-tch” seat if you will).
10. being as how everyone is created equal, men have the same right as women to the front seat of the car. i.e. women don’t own the front seat! in addition to this, women give up their right to the social indignity -ssociated with pushing/hitting/stabbing a woman in an attempt to reach the car first.
11. in the instance that the normal driver of a vehicle is dead or otherwise unable to perform their duties as driver, then he/she is automatically given shotgun. and a coffin.
12. once the journey is underway, the driver is the obvious controller of the tunes. however if they feel the road needs their full concentration, or they simply cannot be -ssed any more, duty is p-ssed to the shotgunner. however putting on cr-p tunes or allowing for silence when the ipod finishes a song or any instances of take that will result in demotion to the back middle seat- the b-tch seat.
13. “the shoe rule”: anyone calling shotgun must have their shoes on, this is to stop people running outside and calling shotgun, then having to go back inside to put their shoes on, thus slowing the journey and causing anger amongst all the p-ssengers.
14. shotgun overrules dibs, baggsy’s and other girly calls! there is no way to overrule shotgun.
15. despite the debate, shotgun can be used to shotgun things other than the front seat (e.g. back left, back right, women, not going to answer the door etc). the only exception to this rule is when it comes to buying food. the one who calls shotgun for not buying is automatically subject to an -ss-kicking and expulsion from the room, minus their wallet.
16. if travelling with a couple, one of the couple must shotgun the front…..no one wants to chauffer two of their mates whilst they are sat in the back all over each other. hereby known as the “get a room clause”.
17. if someone has successfully called shotgun, this gives them no right whatsoever to correct the driver on their navigation skills (“take a left here you idiot!”) or driving ability (“i’d be in third gear if i was driving”) if the p-ssenger does this then they forfeit their position as shotgun holder. they are also immediately subject to a swift and painful beating, and anything stated by the driver while screaming back is acceptable, for example “your ma”.
18. if someone says “what’s shotgun?” after it has been called then they have to walk.
19. when you come up to the car and you already know who is shotgun, the driver gets in and reaches over to unlock the shotgun door. if shotgun opens it before it’s actually unlocked, (this happens when the driver is still trying to unlock it and person pulls on handle) they have to give up there rights as shotgun. therefore. shotgun suicide!
20. the successful shotgunner, in the front of a vehicle, -ssumes the responsibility for all gate opening, takeaway ordering and question asking. he/she is, in essence the co-pilot and therefore the enforcer of behaviour in the vehicle and exacter of slaps/punches/water spraying/bag throwing at the p-ssengers in the back.
21. automatic “couple’s rights act 1997”. this is that, if the driver is the boyfriend/girlfriend of a p-ssenger in the car, they have the right to the seat of their choice.
22. the pirate rule – if one of the potential occupants of the vehicle is dressed (convincingly) as a pirate then they are given automatic shotgun. in the occurrence of more than one pirate then a sword fight shall determine the successful shotgunner. contrary to popular belief, this rule does not apply to occupants dressed, convincingly or otherwise, as ninjas. ninjas are not as cool as pirates. get over it.
23. when driving past a woman walking a dog, everyone in the car must shout of the window “who’s walking who”, it is the shotgunners responsibility and failure to spot a potential heckling results in demotion to the b-tch seat! potential heckling victims include but are not limited to women walking dogs/ fat people/ fat people walking dogs/ teachers and tony blair.
24. when riding in a 2/3 door car it is the role of the shotgun rider to allow rear p-ssengers in and out of the back of the car not the drivers!! this applies regardless of the weather conditions.
1. on the way to a party ninja calls shotgun while their is a convivcingly dressed pirate their. ninja gets an bith slap with the pirates sword and is relegated to “the b-tch seat”