Shotgun Feltch


when someone bends down to perform a feltch, the other person then farts the s-m-n out of their -ss and into the other person’s face, much like a shotgun blast. this is done intentionally but all to the feltchers surprise.
i can’t get off these days unless i shotgun feltch a catholic priest.

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