Shotgunned
verb
when engaging in -n-l with a woman, the woman cr-ps diarrhea on your p-n-s, effectively spraying it on and around your p-n-s, usually in the pubic region.
man: aww yeah..
woman: oh sh-t..
man: wha- ohgodohgodohgod u just shotgunned me?!?
woman: sorry..
man: sorry?!?! get the f-ck out!
when one goes down on a girl and she surprise squirts you in the face.
i went down on cait the other night and holy sh-t she shotgunned me!
the act of simultaneously jerking off a man and putting a phallic up his -n-s when kneeling in front.
thankfully californication clarified what being shotgunned was before i took the art student up on her offer.
getting owned by a shotgun.
i just shotgunned you!
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