should of
a stupid way of saying “should have”.
person: i totally should of bought the bike, duuuuude.
me: dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! -stabs to death-
what idiots say instead of should have. it makes most people want to stab the offender to death.
“i should have not said “should of”, becuase after i did i got a screwdriver to the face.”
ignorant way of saying, texting, or posting on facebook the contraction of should have (should’ve). especially pathetic when supposedly educated people use the phrase.
i should of paid attention in high school english cl-ss so my participles wouldn’t be dangling.
misspelling of should’ve (should have)
he should of gotten a dreamcast
wrong writing and saying of ‘should have’
many people mishear ‘should’ve’ and hear ‘should of’ instead. same procedure with ‘must’ve’ and ‘could’ve’
i should of learnt some better english.
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