Wizard Mop
the act of “concentrating, exploring your past, finding a memory allowing it to fill you up, losing yourself, then speaking the incantation” “expecto patronum” whilst simultaneuosly -j-c-l-t-ng on a mud blood and mopping the patronus all over their face.
harry: “ron you ginger f-ck, you get in last night?”
ron: “dude tots whipped out the ol basilisk no ‘alohamora’ needed, chamber of secrets opened gave her the vintage wizard mop”
harry:”magical stuff, told you man hogwarts girls go crazy for the dark magic”
ron: “that is also true, could’ve sworn it was moaning myrtle for a second bro, b-tch was speaking in p-rs-ltongue, thanks for the advice…your a wizard harry”
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