Shoulder Coder
someone who sits on your shoulder and directs you what to code. usually these people don’t understand that coding isn’t as simple as pointing and directing what you want it to do. coding requires thought, implentation and testing.
john: hey, could you just make it so when the user clicks on that b-tton, the section understand expands vertically.
dom: ok, yep… i’ll get it done.
-john doesn’t leave and expects you to have it working in seconds-
dom: yeah, go away and i’ll fetch you when its ready… d-mn shoulder coder
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