shoulder junk


when an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their b-lls on your shoulder and face region.

look at that guy putting his junk all over his shoulder, man i hate getting shoulder junked.
the act of elevating and placing one foot on a desk and centering the crotch area in front of a person’s face.
ray smelled the powder on my b-lls after i shoulder-junked him at his desk.
when an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their b-lls on your shoulder and face region.
phil’s b-lls practically lay on his chest when he gives mikey a shoulder junk.
when an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their b-lls on your shoulder and face region.

look at that guy putting his junk all over his shoulder, man i hate getting shoulder junked.
when one individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their b-lls on your shoulder and face.
here comes ray, he’s going to shoulder junk the new guy. poor b-st-rd never seen it coming!
when an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their b-lls on your shoulder and face region.
phil’s b-lls are all over mikey’s chest, that’s one h-ll of a shoulder junk.

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