Shoulder Padding


when two friends gently rest their c-cks(2) and b-lls(4) upon the shoulder of a roommate’s girlfriend. she must gaze foward at all times as for it not to be const-tuted as cheating.
i am appalled that mike and mike were “shoulder padding” amber last night, exclaimed marc.

yeah man, talk about a low blow on her part.

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