shoulder slumper


the action of when a well hung black male drops his flacid and elongated p-n-s on the shoulder of an unsuspecting person.
jamal johnson gave little sheepish and meek blond mindy a shoulder slumper so she could know his p-n-s size. mindy is a coal burner.

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