shoulderbeast


to annoyingly watch over someone’s shoulder while they are working on a computer. this activity is extremely distracting and is especially popular in the world of graphic design and advertising.

dutch: pottekijker (“to watch someone’s pot while cooking”)
brazilian portuguese: papagaio de pirata (“to be a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder”)
i’m trying to work here, stop shoulderbeastin’ me!

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