shoulderdown
a guy that only looks good from the shoulder down. he has a rockin’ bod but his face just ruins everything. the male equivalent of a b-tterface.
girl 1: ‘guurl, look at that shoulderdown! mmm, mmm he got muscles for days! what a d-mn shame about his face though.’
girl 2: ‘nothing that a paper bag can’t fix.’
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