shove a lightsaber up your ass
an insult to any guy that makes you look weak or r-t-rded, so shoving a lightsaber up their -n-s will make it look like they had a laser erection. who’s the r-t-rded one now?
darth vader: luke, i told everyone that i am your father.
luke: shove a lightsaber up your -ss.
*shoves lightsaber up vader’s -ss making it look like he has a laser d-ck.*
darth sidious: you could have f-cked padme like that
*vader f-cks sidious with laser d-ck, sidious dies.*
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