shovel arse


when someone has a flat -ss and it looks like the back of a square shovel.
oh my g-d..did you see the guy that just walked by? his pants are baggy in the back. ya, he has a shovel -rs- and there is no cure for a shovel -rs-.
the -rs- belonging to somebody who frequently partic-p-tes in -n-l s-x, acting as the p-ssive partner (the one having their r-ct-m penetrated). in such a case the -rs- is referred to metaphorically as a shovel, due to the fact that it “shovels in a lot of c-ck”.
aaron really loves taking c-ck, he’s got a shovel -rs-!

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