shoving breadsticks into my purse


a meme that takes place on a fictional date in olive garden. the first person asks a question about something they enjoy. the date responds with something they find problematic, bad, unfortunate, and the date immediately begins shoving breadsticks into their purse and says they have to go home. can also be told with the person asking what astrology sign they are, and the response is gemini. gemini is said to be a problematic sign on dates and therefore begins shoving breadsticks into their purse.
me: what astrology sign are you?
them: gemini
me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: i have to go home now, immediately.

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