show cushions

a cushion used for display purposes only. also works for towels, rugs and other household furnishings that should have a purpose in life except to be awed at by its perfection.
show cushions; husband goes to sit down on the sofa after a long days work. wife says “take the cushions off before you sit down!! they are for show not your fat -rs-!!”

Read Also:

  • on the wing

    on the spot, improvised, with short notice… i like the way me and shorty started chillen on the wing, sh-t was dope.

  • hoemosexuwhale

    sl-tty h-m-s-xual whales that are emo me: remember that time my mom took us to the beach so see those hoemos-xuwhales?

  • yagev

    usually jewish, dumb, and very annoying. unfortunately falls hopelessly in love with girls they can’t have. there goes yagev. god d-mn i’d hate to be that guy.

  • pussy as nigga retard cunt

    donald j trump politics p-ssy as n-gg- r-t-rd c-nt

  • lathanil

    a guy that is kind, thoughtful, and very handsome. if you find one you better not let him go. oh and a great kisser. i love lathanil so much!

Disclaimer: show cushions definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.