show lettuce
the result of a professional athlete getting a big head and growing his hair out cause he thinks he’s so cooler than he is. when u make it to the big leagues they call it “the show.” players refer to hair as lettuce. hence show lettuce.
“d-mn, look at bryce harper sportin that show lettuce! better put some mayonnaise on that show lettuce rookie!”
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