shower boob
when one b–b sags lower than the other after a shower, much like one of the t-st-cl-s does. shower b–b resembles the eyes of sloth from the goonies.
guy to other guy: look! brandi is getting out of the shower. other guy: she’s hot, but what’s going on with her b–bs? guy: oh, it’s just shower b–b. once she dries off, they’ll go back to normal. other guy: phew. i was a little afraid she had sloth from the goonies for a chest. both guys: (laughing)
when one b–b sags lower than the other after a shower, much like one of the t-st-cl-s does. shower b–b resembles the eyes of sloth from the goonies.
guy to other guy: look! brandi is getting out of the shower. other guy: she’s hot, but what’s going on with her b–bs? guy: oh, it’s just shower b–b. once she dries off, they’ll go back to normal. other guy: phew. i was a little afraid she had sloth from the goonies for a chest. both guys: (laughing)
when one b–b sags lower than the other after a shower, much like one of the t-st-cl-s does. shower b–b resembles the eyes of sloth from the goonies.
guy to other guy: look! brandi is getting out of the shower. other guy: she’s hot, but what’s going on with her b–bs? guy: oh, it’s just shower b–b. once she dries off, they’ll go back to normal. other guy: phew. i was a little afraid she had sloth from the goonies for a chest. both guys: (laughing)
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