Shower Curtain Tug
having already lathered up your manhood with shampoo, this is the act of making a fold in a shower curtain, instantly creating a soapy,subst-tute,p-ssy before your very eyes and then proceding to pleasure yourself until you blow your load.
ty, a desperate traveling salesman, proceded to tell his buddies about his shower curtain tug while at a local sports bar. aqward silence follwed.
dean, unsatisfied with his usual morning crank yank, headed to the shower for a shower curtain tug.
Read Also:
- Croonch Wroop Sooproome
n. the most delicious item you can get at taco bell (tico booll), also an exclamation of joy or excitement. p:”i’m hungry” d:”me too, let’s go to tico booll” p:”yes and i can get a croonch wroop sooproome!!” d:”yiiiiiiiiip!!!!” ::dancing::
- showmerical
the short clips of the tv show you are watching that are in between commercials. they are there to get you to stop forwarding the commercials. the showmerical has the funniest outtakes.
- Future Boyfriend
the guy whom you so desire to become your boyfriend, but isn’t yet committed to you. i need to call my future boyfriend to see if we could meet for dinner this week. my future boyfriend took his neice to a baseball game today. my future boyfriend just sent me a text!
- cackman
one that gets laid often. another word for c-cksman. the original “cackman” grew up in opp, alabama and was named by friends in the early 70’s because he was known for always having a girl around and didn’t mind sharing. one that likes to screw a lot. its a bird, its a plane, no, its […]
- facewhackt
the sudden discovery of embarr-ssing material about you on facebook or other social network sites (e.g. tagged images of you in compromising positions, groups dedicated to you, etc). lucy opened up facebook and followed the link to ‘images of you’. she was completely facewhackt. there, for everyone to see, were several images of her at […]