Shower Jump
to take a cr-p and skip the use of traditional toilet paper and jump straight to the shower to clean up.
steve: hey there mike i see you made it into work on time today
mike: well i did a shower jump this morning and saved some time
steve: i don’t know what the h-ll a shower jump is but i’m promoting you to management!
mike: gee thanks
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