shower meditation
sitting down while showering and having shower thoughts. shower thoughts are just weird random conclusions you come to realize while in the shower.
sarah: wow why do you have so many weird shower thoughts?
george: i do alot of shower meditation
sarah: you’re f-cking weird
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