shower mouse


the revolting m-ss of hair that lingers under the shower plug, rife with rotting conditioner. the small visible hairs at the top of the plug being merely the tip of the hideous foul smelling iceberg.
i tackled the shower mouse today. dealing with that sh-t makes me want to shave my head…

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