shower omelette


a shower omelette is what remains after your piping hot, fresh -j-c-l-t- hits the hot water of your shower and is fried like an egg and sausage plate from waffle house.
“man, i really wish our suitemates would clean their shower omelettes off the bottom of the tub. last night i stepped in one, slipped, and fell face first into another one.”

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