shower toilet
a j-panese device that was originally designed as a time machine, but the native people soon found use for as a loo. the general b-ttons are bidet, wash, soft wash and stop, but there is also usually a fifth “apocalypse” b-tton usually disguised as the flush.
modern shower toilets sometimes lack the critical time dial and warp b-tton, however, people should know that switching the clock to the time corresponding correct year works as the time selecter, and then press bidet five times if you want to travel bce or wash seven times for ad.
he probably is still in there because he can’t work the shower toilet.
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