shower whiplash
the shock you feel when you mistakenly turn the shower temperature down, causing you to immediately whip the handle too far in the opposite direction, thus freezing you to a popsicle and then boiling you alive in the matter of a split second.
that shower whiplash had me streaking through the house… now i have to explain things to my mother.
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