showerfoot


an unpleasant condition affecting one’s feet after having taken a shower. when one fails to properly dry the bottoms of one’s feet and proceeds to walk across a carpeted area, dust, lint, and other tiny miscellaneous scr-ps will cling to the bottoms. this disgusting phenomenon is common in male dorm rooms, where vacuuming is infrequent at best.
mike: “d-mn dude, i forgot to dry my feet and now there’s random crud all over them. i hate showerfoot.”

solomon: “well, you wouldn’t have such a problem with showerfoot if you’d learn to vacuum your floor once in a while. or you could just dry your feet more thoroughly.”

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