Showjob
getting a bl-wj-b while playing any select instrument on stage.
joey totally got a showjob when he played a sickbreakdown with a groupie on her knees.
a bl-wj-b in the shower
guy 1: that chick was hardcore.
guy 2: did you go all the way last night?
guy 1: nope, i got a showjob this morning.
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