Shpen


1)a male t-st-c-l used in the reproduction process. see p-n-s/d-ck/c-ck

2)a word made up in the 8th grade algebra cl-ss through mrs. dean’s innability to hear. first meaning a pen that went shhh. soon to become known through a different deffinition. (see 1)

shh-the noise you make when your telling somebody to shut up.

pen-a writing object in which ink is used.
d-mn you’ve got a small shpen.

you like my shpen dont you!?

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