shpend
an awesome guy with amazing abs and a big p-n-s about 7-12 inches. he is the sweetest guy ever wich is why girls love him. he is a total s-x machine and an expert at the tongue tornado.
girl #1: omg is that shpend?
girl #2: yeah he is the best in bed!
a awesome guy with a big p-n-s usually 7-12 inches long. ladies love shpend. he is a total s-x machine and is the best in bed. but he is usually really sweet. people with the name shpend usually have a god given right to do whatever they want. shpend is awesome.
girl #1: hey i heard you had s-x with shpend, how was it?
girl #2: it was the best experience of my life! he did the tongue tornado on me it was amazing.
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