shpock
shpock – the moment of surprise when you are having vigorous heteros-xual s-x and the mans p-n-s exits the v-g-n- during powerful thrusts and accidentally enters the -n-s on the return thrust.
billy was great in bed but, just as it was getting good he shpocked me.
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