Shpoink


random word used for female s-x toy
..i’ll be back, i need a bit of time with shpoink, god d-mn s-xual frustration.
the act of a man ejaculating
i shpoinked in her eye!
translation: noise you make when you 1)playfully slap someone’s head after they’ve made a grievous error, 2) point to someone’s chest, then touch their face when they look; can be used as a verb.
“did you take the last doughnut?”
“yeah.”
“(mild hit) shpoink! whaddya do that for?”

“d’oh! i’ve been shpoinked!”

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