shquiggle
after done peeing a man and or woman wiggles to get the last bit of pee out of their body. usually shakes the body for about 2 seconds.
i had the crazyiest shquiggle after i took that monster p-ss.
1: similar to a squiggle, only it’s so sh-tty you feel embarr-ssed for even drawing it.
2: a wiggling sneaking movement.
1: the shquiggles he drew were so terrible he threw the paper in the toilet and squeezed out a huge t-rd on it before flushing it.
2: the half-r-t-rded clumsy thief shquiggled past the guard.
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