Shralp

f-ckin gnar skateing. a cross between shreding and rippin it up.. it was crafted by a guy name ellis. you may kno him or have hear of him but he is a shralper!!!
“lets go shralp”
shralp!!!
ur f-ckin shralpin
a small piece of shrapnel penetrating the -ss lodged deep in the r-ct-m oft causing lifelong erectile dysfunction

comically devastating painful consequences of irresponsible behavior
-click- :whrrrrrr: –bang– oh f-ck it looks like you’ve been pummeled by that mine with shralp. you might never sit again!
several pieces of shrapnel penetrating the -ss lodged deep in the r-ct-m frequently resulting in lifelong shrinkage and b-n-r failure

comically devastating painful consequences of foolhardy behavior
seemed like a perfect tackle until the splintered helmet was discovered but shralps in two. even if there was ever to be another use of a condom the average size would be far too lose now. -rg-sms impossible now.

-click- :whrrrrrr: –bang– oh f-ck it looks like you’ve been pummeled by that mine with shralps. you might never sit again!
in the town of washingtonville, “shralp” is simply a term that can replace any possible word. it is universal. in any other area, “shralp” is used to describe something that is gnarly or awesome.
washingtonville: dude, what the shralp are you doing?

everywhere else: get your snowboard, we’re gonna shralp the terrain park.
shralp; verb) can be used for any day activity that can be described as hardxxcore
bro’ when i shralped down that tree the other day it almosted hit my car then afterwords i shralped my girl in the back of it
to “rip,” “shred,” or “tear” something up. as in skateboarding or doing very good at something.
he shralped up the bowl with his awesome moves.