Shramps
(noun) a wave of uncomfortable stomach cramps which occur after eating greasy fast food; quickly remedied by taking a sh-t.
inspired by evan in the summer of ’06 in oakland, ca.
evan: ‘leaning over and moaning’
joe: “whats wrong man?!”
evan: “dude, i think i have the shramps… i had taco bell for lunch…”
joe: “what are you going to do?!”
evan: “take a sh-t man, thats the only thing one can do when they have the shramps… give me 15 minutes…”
when someone is a stupid crippled wh-r-/tramp, and they smell mightily of shrimp n’ p-ss. there fore becoming a shramp.
d-mn, that b-tch smells like shramp!!
owning a hill on a board like a pro. shramping can be taken to higher levels by launching off the back of a car and hit the downhill slope on your board even faster.
an unsuccessful hill shramp may lead to being laughed at and/or being called a kewk, aside from injury.
d-mn, i just shramped this hill on my board. i didn’t even blink. owned.
owning a hill on a board like a pro. shramping can be taken to higher levels by launching off the back of a moving car and hit the downhill slope on your board like a true shramper would. an unsuccessful hill shramp may lead to being laughed at and/or being called a kewk, aside from injury.
d-mn, i just shramped this hill on my board from top to bottom.
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