shrapnel

a) the remnants of an explosion.
b) sharp metal contained in an expendable sh-ll, released via explosion to inflict damage mainly to humans. see anti-personel
c) loose change of little value
i’ve been shrapnel’d

a:got any money?
b:just shrapnel.
coins given as a tip- annoying or inconvenient change.
that party of cubicle dwellers from the phone company tipped me a buck 75 in shrapnel!
loose change, all that remains of your coffers after a very long drinking binge at your local
stone me! i went out with a monkey last night and all got left is shrapnel and doner kebab stains!
loose change, generally 1p’s or 2p’s (in uk) which const-tute suitable throwing material, used to partially injure and or humiliate disliked individuals.
5 or 10p’s can also be suitable to throw for those think themselves as better then the majoity.
1.’hey i’m sure that pikey over there was givin’ me a pedo look, like he wanted to sell me some gypsy pegs or sommat’
‘don’t take no stick. here i’ve got some shrapnel left from lunch put a hole in his skull!’

2.’did you hear ’bout etheridge and the coin incident?’
‘yeah, that was me. i just pinged a peice of shrapnel off and he collapsed about 5 seconds later. he must have been nearly 100yds away!’
‘nice shot!’
the debris left on the underside of the toilet seat from the intense back splash in the toilet bowl from a loose bowel movement.
dude…that chili dog went right through me man…shrapnel went flying everywhere!

dude…next time you get ibs clean the shrapnel from under the seat!
similar to hooking up with a granande or landmine girl. the term shrapnel refers to distracting a child of a milf, so your friend can hook up.
d-mn that girl is hot, too bad she has her kid with her. no problem i will take the shrapnel to the park so you can “hit it”.

shrapnel can come in a good many of forms. one of which is if you are flicking staples at someone, they need to yell “shrapnel!!” and take cover. another form is people shrapnel which often happens when people jump across seats on a bus and land on you. when this happens you also can yell “shrapnel!!” and the last form of shrapnel is when a grenade blows up and sends scr-ps of razor sharp metal into your face and or body.but n-body has heard of that last form.
little johnny was trying to make it to the cl-ssroom door but all of a sudden he got hit with flying staple shrapnel in the spinal chord and he got paralyzed for life.