Shreads


literally a hybrid of (or short for) sh-tty dreads. when a person has those nasty, un-cared for dread locks and doesn’t seem to care that they look like a b-m.
dude: “omg man, check out the shreads on that guy!”

friend: “ohhh h-ll no, what’s he think he looks like?!?!”

dude: “roflmao!”
pr-nounced as reading with a shhh at the beggining.

the act of reading while taking a sh-t.
joe – man i gotta sh-t, but this book is really good.
john – dude just go shread.
joe – f-ck, your right.
in which to shred the gnar.
“dude lets go shread!”

“shread!”
f-ll-t– performed by someone currently wearing braces
i got head from flo today, but it was more like shread than head.

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