Shrecksual Experience
when you shove your 21 inch green d-ck in that -ss and you get your onion juice all over her face, then slap her with your d-ck and yell “get out of me swamp” in a swedish accent while a donkey is also having s-x with a dragon in the same room.
guy 1: so i heard you took bootyquisha home with you last night.
guy 2: ya n-gg- we had a shrecksual experience last night.
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