shred head
a form of hair loss. most commonly happens during high stress. usually hair gets every where.
son: i just used this towel and now i have hair all over me
mom: i know i have shred head
much like road head shred head is the act of giving a bl-w j-b whilst skiing or snowboarding.
i hit the slopes with my girl and i total got some shred head.
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