Shredded Asshole
when you eat your own nails and they happen to be quite intact during digestion and then scratch the insides of of your -sshole when you unload your -ss and it f-cking hurts.
guy 1: hey i got a shredded -sshole last night!
guy 2: yeah… that’s f-cking great to know
guy 1: but instead of hurting, it gave me an -rg-sm.
guy 2: why am i your friend?
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