Shredder Wood


when a shredder is wearing extremely tight pants and walks around the office with a big hard-on. because the pants are so tight, you can’t imagine how a hard-on can be achieved in the first place.
it’s bad enough that half-tard walks around in skin-tight pants and bright red tennis shoes, but now he has a b-n-r? who wants to see that shredder wood?

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