shredling
(n.) a child under the age of ten who can ski/snowboard better than most adults on the ski mountain. most frequently found in vermont or western-american ski resorts. often resented by their elders for being far younger, yet far more skilled and, frankly, much cooler. often named connor, trip or dylan. likely to grow into stoner ski b-ms with limited prospects, to the satisfaction of many.
“dude, that shredling was maybe six and he did a backflip off that jump. what have you accomplished lately?”
“i bet that shredling has more friends than you.”
“i just bought a dime bag off that shredling. he was pretty sketchy for a nine-year-old.”
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