Shrek Wallace
a shrek wallace is an individual who constantly bends the truth and compulsively lies to colleagues regarding forthcoming football fixtures on tv
james:- boys, does anybody know if the man u game is on tonight?
boys:- dunno we’ll check once were in the office
later……………………..
james:-
only the chelsea game is on tele tonight!
gutted!
kris:- lies james, i just checked on the internet and it says the game is on justin tv – so shut the f-ck up you lying shrek wallace before i come over there and b-tch slap you till you turn green
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