Utahkistan
the fundamentalist dictatorship that is the great state of utah, a landlocked country with mountainous and desert terrain controlled by the doctrine of the lds church.
utahkistan laws prohibit the consumption of real beer or coffee, censor rated-r movies, prevent commerce on sundays, and regulate underwear styles.
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- Utah Mud Slam
during the part of -n-l s-x, if a the women was constipated and she lost control of her bouls, leaving sh-t everywhere, the man proceeds to catch the feces in his hand and slaps her in the face with her own p–p. resulting in the famous utah mud slam. while burt was -ss pwning janice, […]
- utahn
a person who is from the state of utah. do those crazy utahn’s still have millions of wives and even more children? a person in utah who treats visitors from other states like dog cr-p. utahns take one look at my big white beard and my four wheel drive truck refuse to serve me. they […]
- Utah Nipples
when a b-tch has some big -ss nipples, and you just wanna suck on them. did you see halle berry in swordfish? d-mn shes got some utah nipples!
- Utahnize
“to take out (kill) all the fun out of things. usually performed by mormons, such as 3.2% beer.” “dood want to go make a beer run at the gas station?” “nah man, lets go to the liquor store, its not utahnized.” “whoever serves beer or wine watered down, he himself deserves in them to drown.” […]
- utah roadblock
when you and your friends take up one whole side of the road with one car per lane going as far under the speed limit as you think you can get away with we went out to do utah roadblocks today, we got honked at excessively.