shreshtha
an amazing person who’s absolutely drop dead gorgeous. smart, funny, sweet and s-xy are just some of her many qualities. she can be slightly overprotective and jealous, but that just shows that she cares. always puts others ahead of herself, she may see it as flaw but it’s one of the best things about her. a friend for life and has the ability to put a smile on your face when your down. ultimate soulmate material; an ideal woman.
i think i just found my shreshtha
d-mn, i really need to find myself a shreshtha
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