Shrimp cocktail toes


shrimp c-cktail toes is an unfortunate fashion faux-pas when the offender is wearing sandals/heels too small for them, causing their toes to grip the outer rim of their footwear resembling a shrimp c-cktail hors d’oeuvre.
“dude, check out her shrimp c-cktail toes!”

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