shrinkage
what happens to a man’s p-n-s in cold water. often a result of cold showers, swimming pools, or the ocean. very embarr-ssing.
man, that pool could make a p-rn star look like a 9 year old.
d-mn my girlfriend dumped me when she saw me get out of the shower — apparently she doesn’t understand that shrinkage really can make a p-n-s 1 inch long.
when the male s-x organ gets smaller due to cold temperature
give him a break, it’s just shrinkage!
what happens to your p-ck-r in cold water. from a seinfeld episode.
“lorena, i don’t really have a needle d-ck. i just got out of the pool!”
“here, let me cut it off with these nail scissors,”
when a p-n-s shrinks due tobeing exposed to cold weather. the pensis can become very small in comparison to normal, room temperature size. highly unpleasent sight for an male.
i got in from the cold, went to the toilet, and when i unzipped i saw the shrinkage on my p-n-s.
a phrase in inventory control that accounts for employee and customer theft.
the reason stuff costs so much in convenience stores is shrinkage.
when the male p-n-s get really small and shrinks in size because that dumb-ss is walkin in the freezing temperature, freezing his -ss off. he should at least wear some layers if thats gonna happen everytime hes f-ckin cold. no b-tch wants to go near a f-ckin p-n-s thats had shrinkage!!!
patrick should wear some d-mn pants if his p-n-s is gonna get that small uz ain’t n-body sleepin with that thing tonight!!
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