shrimp cult


the shrimp cult is a cult that is revolves around shrimp. even though it tastes bad, it is still worshipped greatly. the cult has a supreme leader- the divine ruler- which is snowball, a cat. you do not want to mess with this cult or betray them. it is a supreme cult with many inside jokes. most litty
friend sam- “hey, are you in the shrimp cult? it is the most litty cult out there!”
friend molli- “ ya, and the ruler snowball is sooo divine!”.

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